Tuesday, June 16, 2009 | 8:30 PM | 0 comments
huh. im back. time flies yeah? heheh. i got alot of things to say. but it is little for just 10 days. i cant find the camera so i'll update the pics another time. hopefully, soon. ;Dokok, so we went to this sandhill? (sandplace? whatevah, it's filled with sand correct le la.) yah, then i thought the whole place is just filled with sand and nothing else. (oh, i spoke too soon.) so from the top of the sandhill(?) i sorta like, ran down the hill. at the foot of that hill, it's all rocks. STONES. but it is white.(just like the sand. come'on. can anyone see the diff?) that's how i got a blister on my left foot. (i took off my shoes when we were playing. and i was like, ooh~~ the sand is so soft. LOL. im telling my cous.) ohmydearsweetlord, THAT BLOODY BLISTER IS SO DAMN FREAKING PAIN!!! so the next day i was walkin like i only hav 1 leg. oh that's just b.s.
you see, we were in a camper van, fm perth driving all the way to margret(lol. idk how to spell.) river. so 1 night, my family went out to buy supper. (we DROVE. not WALK.) when we came back to the camer van park, my mother went to put the chicken into the microwave. ( OK, so we bought chicken.) then the chicken practically went on FIRE in the microwave. LOL> i was laughin my guts out.
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so, we went shoppin one day with my cous. then thr's this f-ing guy(not gonna be mean to say he's retard of mental, although i alr said he was f-ing. but it's true.) he was sitting on a bench eating smth (dont know what, dont wanna know.) our whole family just happen to stop beside him(obviously not knowing he's thr.) dont know what th fish made him so pissed that he shouted, "FUCK OFF! GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE! WHY DO Y'ALL PEOPLE KEEP FOLLOWING ME?" and hell, did he scare th bejeezus outta me. (yes, i copied th beejeezus part fm Marked and yes, i was standing nearest to him) ><
i hav to say, watching too much naruto animae is not good too. guess what my younger bro+younger cous did? (btw, jus fyi. my younger bro+younger cous=retards. im glad we understand each other. anyone object to that equation?) both of them were trying to stick their index finger into each other's butt holes. in an eww, disgusting kind of way.(sick, just sick).
if u hav been in a caravan before, u should know that it is boring not doing anything. (not unless you are th person who drives) so i totally regret not bringing smth thr to do. okay, so i like this Australia trip.(not that i hav not been to australia b4 but it's th 1st time in a caravan.) wait, there's more.
oh, and i saw 2 australian born japanese(ABJ. i mean i know thr is ABC. but nt ABJ. so i made up that word, so what? :D ) they were still quite young. abt 5-7? soooo cuuute.
ok, so believe it or not, i hav nvr seen snow(as in falling from the sky) and a HORSE. so when i 1st saw it in a farm(yes, we were staying in a camper-van-park-farm. ) i was asking my cous, is that rly a horse? (in my imagination, a horse isn't as big as it is.) ok, so i hav to look at more pics of horses and other animals. if not, when i see a killer whale, i wont run but play with it. pathetic me.
11th june is my 1-year-old cous b'day. her name's rachel. her parents went to buy a b'day cake. let the cake be chocolate, no, ice-cream. but when we saw it, it was a small gingerbread man with pink icing on top. huh, how are we gonna eat it? so, i didn plan to eat it, and sides, fm th look on my bro's face, it wasn't nice.
my younger bro+younger cous=trouble. (hmm, i like the above equation better.) they went missing. not in a oh-god-are-they-kidnapped? kind of way. more of a oh-god-they-were-stuppid-enough-to-go-to-the-jetty-by-themselves kind of way. and my mother was scolding me for not taking care of my bro well? WTF? i wanted to smack her right then. it was soooo not my fault that my bro wasn't thinking right.(not that he has ever been, so.....) great, just great. my blister was still pain and because of those 2 MONSTERS, i had to walk v far to look for them. oh hell.
ok so thr's this beach near th margret river( again, i dont know how to spell. im not good in eng). it's filled with mostly rocks rather than just sand. so the 4 of us, me, my elder cous, elder bro and same-aged cous rock climb. it was fun. but nt as funny as this: a big wave came along and it splashed onto my younger cous butt. SPLAHSED! somehow he was able to catch up. hey, not like we didn warn him. and man, it was v unsightly. bummer. he wet his pants. so we went on, and my same-aged cous sat on a puddle on one of those big rocks. so she wet her pants too. th cool thing abt that is that her wet spot looks like the map of australia. LOL. th beach? no offence but because thr was thousands of seaweed, it kinda reek of fishball. it's not th you-can-eat kind of fishball. more of th i-have-been-rotting-here-for-days kind of fishball.
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Setting: camper van.
Time: night
Genre: idk. comedy i guess.
People: mother, father, elder bro, me.
Where each ppl were: father on th bed(meant for 2 ppl) at thr back of thr camper van.
mother near th door of th camper van.
bro on his single bed. near my mother
i was near th sink. washin my hands i guess.
ok so, my mother opened the door. all of us knew what was coming. it was that. my father tried to get away fm it. ( as in try to move as far away as possible fm my mother) my bro cover his nose with his blanket. what was that? yes, my mother farted. and everyone in my family know that whenever y mother farts, it is wayyy smelly.yep. it can kill. (LOL. im exaggerating th kill part.) so i tried scrambling up my bed, (nid a ladder to go up but thr wasnt 1 then. kinda like a double decker bed but thr's no bed under it.) i was scrambling up my bed like a mouse, with no ladder. quite difficult yea? unfortuanately for me, i slipped and fell. where did i fell to? right beside my mother's butt. im still human, i still need to breathe. so i did. i sucked it. yes, i SUCKED my mother's fart. it was smmmeeellllyy. knowing where i was, i quickly got up and went to cover my nose with my bro's blanket. then i started laughing. non-stop. not because i just sucked fart, but because my actions were funny. and my mother laughed along with me. as usual, th other 2 boys think that im nuts. if i sucked fart, would i be? who knows?
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one of th last few days, we went to a cave. th MAMMOTH CAVE. i wonder.....
too bad we didn c any bats. (not that i would want to. i would hav FREAKED. it was too dark to take any pics so we didn take much. :)
probably abt that. i love my 1 yr old cous. she's so cuuute ;D